Video: Discussion of Pet Sematary 2019 Trailer

My latest video, where I discuss the trailer for Pet Sematary 2019, which is coming to theaters on 4/15/2019!

 

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American Gods: Season 2, Episode 2 Recap and Review

Guys, what else can I say?

Life, ya know?

Sometimes it just gets…

Well, lifey.

Yanno?

It’s that time of year where it’s definitely not winter.

But not really spring or summer, either.

Is rain a season?

In other words, the month of March.

It’s 792 days long, after all.

But wouldn’t it be nice if we had something to look forward to, on a weekly basis?

Say, on Sundays?

Well, we actually do now…

Thank God!

(Insert Old God or New God here, along with a side of Jinn and Leprechaun.)

American Gods has returned to us, finally.

So now the month of March is shortened to 790 days.

Hey, I will take those two days wherever I can get them.

And for the second episode, I *only* had to wait a week to get my fix…

I mean, a week can be long…

(Especially in the month of March, where they have approximately 3.841 days a piece, but I digress.)

But luckily, the band (as in an asshole dead wife, leprecunt, a lovelorn cab driver, a wisecracking Trickster god, along with a few other er colorful characters) is back together, to provide us some relief from lifey-ness that is the month of March.

So join, as I review and dissect the second episode of the second season of American Gods, titled The Beguiling Man.

And, as always:

 

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American Gods: Season 2, Episode 1 Recap and Review

Oh My God!

Two years, guys!

Two fucking years!

For two years, I have been without my man, Shadow Moon.

For two years, I have been missing my Leprecunt!

For two years, I have had do without that lecherous Mr. Wednesday.

For two years I have missed seeing the asshole dead wife kick some ass!

Well, thank God for this weekend, though.

Because I had a reunion with the friends mentioned above.

God knows, it had been too long since I got to hang out with these guys, right?

In other words, this weekend saw the long awaited return of the second season of the show, American Gods.

And my God, it was worth it!

(Yeah, I know.  But it’s been two years, God knows I can’t help myself here!)

So, was it worth the wait?  And all the drama?

Well, if the first episode of the second season is any indication…

The answer is God yes!

So, grab your favorite glass from Jack’s Crocodile Bar, fill it with your favorite mead…

And settle in, as we review and dissect the first episode of season 2, titled House on the Rock.

And, as always…

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19 Dark Tower Moments

Well, howdy, folks!

Or more appropriately, hile, folken!

In other words, life gets…

Well, lifey sometimes, I suppose.

And what’s a nerd to do when life hands her its lifey-est?

Well, if you said grab the best fantasy series ever, written by The Master and delve back into for the whatever-eth time, you would be…

I’ll take correct, for $19, Alex!

As if both er all of my readers need to be reminded as to what blog they are reading…

So yeah, you bet your fur (or should that be your billy-bumblers pelt) that when you need an escape, The Dark Tower series by Stephen King is just the ticket!

(Of course, hot chocolate sprinkled with nutmeg would make a great accompaniment, wink, wink…)

Now, I have already reviewed all of the books in the series when I did my literary keg stand a few years ago.

But, I love writing about this series so much!

And there is so much to unpack.  I don’t think anyone could ever write too much about The Dark Tower series.

EVAH.

So here I am,ready, at your disposal, ready to provide you with…

More written content about the series, ya perv!

Anyway, I have come up with a list of moments in the series.

Wait for it…

Nineteen moments!

(Nineteen moments.  See what I did there?)

*Casually pats self on the back for being able to make it approximately three blog minutes without bringing up the number 19*

So yes, another list!  My INTJ attempts to inconspicuously wipe the drool from her face…mmmm, lists…

No particular order on this list, although don’t hold me to that statement (it’s still early, only 7 or so blog minutes.)

These moments are varied, and are pulled from all the books in the series.

Some are funny.

Some are head scratchers.

More than a few are tragic (we all know that reading almost anything written by The Master is a form of self-punishment.  But oh so worth it.)

But all of these moments were selected because they stand out, for whatever reason.

So, let’s quit beating on Sheemie’s mule, and get to it.

Time to count down nineteen of the most memorable moments of The Dark Tower series!

Oh, and before I forget:

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Video: Stranger Things Season 1 Discussion

My latest video on my YouTube channel, where I discuss and break down the first season of Stranger Things!

 

Video: It Book Discussion

My first official episode on my YouTube channel, where I am joined by a special guest host, and I talk about my origin story as a King fan and horror fan, and I discuss the book It!  Link is below, please subscribe to me:

 

Ledger Entry 0002: Dusty Boot Heels

This is one of many ledger entries written by a Constant Reader who has made her umpteenth visit to the world of The Stand, by Stephen King.

(Or a journal entry, if you prefer.  You know, back in the prehistoric days where we *gasp* used pencil and paper to write.)

In fact, you could argue that perhaps she has visited this particular world a few too many times, and is a little obsessed, as she has written a series of  entries detailing her adventures.

So, let us take a peek into this world.  Oh, and as always:

 

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