Throughout my life, I have been told that good things come to those who wait.
So, I would wait.
For summer vacation.
And, as an adult, I was still stuck waiting.
Sometimes, for *fun* things that I won’t even mention here, in the name of (ha!) decency.
More often than not, I was stuck waiting in even more *fun* places, like the place that is actually Hell, but with less screaming.
Or, for my favorite TV shows to return.
On the one hand, months or sometimes even years spent agonizing, coming up with fan theories, etc.
But on the other hand: fan theories!
I have actually spent the better part of a year awaiting the return of one of my favorite shows from 2018: Castle Rock.
As you probably know, Castle Rock is (loosely, and I mean loosely) based on the work of The Master Himself, Stephen King.
However, Castle Rock is also its own work.
It may be based on the works of the King of horror, but the show has inserted its own character and even its own mythos.
For the most part, it works.
And its fun.
Lots of fun.
Fun of the variety that we can talk about in this blog, even though some of that fun gets kind of interesting at times.
Usually interesting a good way, but I digress.
So, Castle Rock is back for a second season.
We have one of our favorite psychopaths that everyone loves to hate playing a major part in this season.
And one of the most beloved towns in the King multiverse will be featured.
So, buckle up, partner.
We are gonna head into Castle Rock.
Or perhaps crash into it.
And, as always: