Guys, what else can I say?
Life, ya know?
Sometimes it just gets…
Well, lifey.
Yanno?
It’s that time of year where it’s definitely not winter.
But not really spring or summer, either.
Is rain a season?
In other words, the month of March.
It’s 792 days long, after all.
But wouldn’t it be nice if we had something to look forward to, on a weekly basis?
Say, on Sundays?
Well, we actually do now…
Thank God!
(Insert Old God or New God here, along with a side of Jinn and Leprechaun.)
American Gods has returned to us, finally.
So now the month of March is shortened to 790 days.
Hey, I will take those two days wherever I can get them.
And for the second episode, I *only* had to wait a week to get my fix…
I mean, a week can be long…
(Especially in the month of March, where they have approximately 3.841 days a piece, but I digress.)
But luckily, the band (as in an asshole dead wife, leprecunt, a lovelorn cab driver, a wisecracking Trickster god, along with a few other er colorful characters) is back together, to provide us some relief from lifey-ness that is the month of March.
So join, as I review and dissect the second episode of the second season of American Gods, titled The Beguiling Man.
And, as always: